Toadfish Monastery

you're right, my neighbor, the farmer, is spreading manure riddled with rotting chicken carcases over his fields for fertilizer.........dear god the flies

the sibling below me just threw up in his/her mouth, for that i am sorry

it's fairly easy, i have no sad memories, i'm one of those people that can put a positive spin on a car wreck

the sibling below me will state just how wrong that is

both sad and true..........i still weep from time to time

the sibling below me will type their response using only their nose

prove me wrong.

the sibling below me will end every sentence, posting or in "real" life, with waka waka waka

the uncouth bastard behind me chew his food

toliet humor is always funny

done i am running for president in '08 even though i'm not 35 yet

the sibling below me is 35, will run for president, win, and will change the laws so that only midgets can be president

today i was released from the gnome prison. cramped place. all walls no windows. weird noises....the took me in for knowing too much....they tried electric shock therapy but only had a 9 volt battery...the fools..........today on my hill i know freedom

the ke bo rd e ps sho t n  o t. . .. . .. damn water
there that's better.....

MTV will never know who they are.....but check em' out

the sibling below be thinks they have a stalker

at work doing nothing at all.

Tansy. do you pronounce it samhain or sow..win....
anyhoo not being rude just wondering.......reading that kinda takes me back high school and november coming fire.......it's true youth is wasted on the young

tied umbilici to their headphones in a state of sonic ecstasy........i find those POD people quite creepy, depressing ....insane
~Tom Antona...Alice Donut

the sibling below me is wondering who the hell Alice Donut are.

chuck norris is a midget on stilts

fear not for they are quite tame. they just require a pound of flesh, nothing more.

The sibling below me chain smokes pretzels.

train monkeys to pull rickshaws

today on My Hill, i caught one of the dastardly monkey/cobbler gnomes and it turns out that it was only Shelia from accounting playing a practical joke. which doesn't seem very practical to me.