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Open Water => Fun and Games => Games and Jokes => Topic started by: Griffin NoName on October 14, 2008, 07:22:03 AM

Title: How to Solve a Problem Like The World
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 14, 2008, 07:22:03 AM

1. Declare every country bankrupt and start printing new money.

I've seen it work for company directors so why not countries? But we'd all have to go together when we go. No more Icelands.
Title: Re: How to Solve a Problem Like The World
Post by: anthrobabe on October 14, 2008, 07:26:59 AM
2: Grant immediate executive power to Mosi (http://www.flickr.com/photos/w2s/641207164/in/set-72157594419305471/)
Title: Re: How to Solve a Problem Like The World
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 15, 2008, 12:57:53 PM
3. Sell countries on eBay to the highest bidder (http://www.flickr.com/photos/titanas/2928595405/sizes/o/)
Title: Re: How to Solve a Problem Like The World
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 15, 2008, 01:43:57 PM
4. Remove and incarcerate corrupt CEOs (that would be all of them, now that I think about it...).
Title: Re: How to Solve a Problem Like The World
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 15, 2008, 04:11:38 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 15, 2008, 12:57:53 PM
3. Sell countries on eBay to the highest bidder (http://www.flickr.com/photos/titanas/2928595405/sizes/o/)

That's priceless !!  :ROFL: 

for non English native speakers - that's a collloquialism but explaining it sort of spoils the joke
Title: Re: How to Solve a Problem Like The World
Post by: ivor on October 15, 2008, 05:26:03 PM
5. Have politicians fight wars while the public argues about a withdraw.
6. Make the rich pay for wars.
Title: Re: How to Solve a Problem Like The World
Post by: pieces o nine on October 15, 2008, 09:34:57 PM
7. Upgrade all human beings with Basic Empathy v.1.0 so that they feel the effects of what they do (or do not) unto others. For intransigent cases (and we all know who they are) mandatory upgrade to Empathy Plus 2.0.
Title: Re: How to Solve a Problem Like The World
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 16, 2008, 12:11:19 AM
7.1 If for some reason the update is unsuccessful, any person incapable of Empathy 1.0 must be barred from positions of responsibility and/or authority on public, private and family positions.