New one from the Cote D'Ivoire

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

Normally these phisers are pretending to be obscenely rich farmers, exiled princes, or something else euqally ingerian. however, a few have started saying they're from the Cote D'ivoire, but this one just made me want to respond...

Dearest In Christ

I am Sister Anabel Isaac from Bahrain. I am married to Dr. Herbert Isaac  who worked with Bahrain embassy in cote d'ivoire for nine years before he died in the year 2000.We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.

Before his death we were both born again Christians. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against.When my late husband was alive hedeposited the sum of (7.5Million U.S. Dollars)with one of the Security Company here  in Cote D Ivorie.Presently, this money is still with the security company. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to cancer problem.Though what disturbs me most is my stroke Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to church or better still a christian individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in.

I want a church that will use this to fund churches, orphanages and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that Blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner. Hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bossom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace.

I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my healthbecause of the presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Security company in ivory coast.I will also issue you a letter of authority that will empower you as the original- beneficiary of this fund. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shephard. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian.

Who ever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth.Please always be prayerful all through your life. any delay in your reply will give me room in searching for a church or christian individual for this same purpose.
Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein.


Hoping to hearing from you.
Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.
Yours in Christ.
Sister Anabel Isaac

in addition to wanting you guys to see this, I was wondering if you guys could suggest any funny (and safe) responses. I know it'll probably peg me as a "live one" but that doesn't bother me, as long as my response is good enough. I can just tag future stuff as spam and Gmail will do the rest.

so, your suggestions please! 

~Qwerty

[Griffin NoName]

Dear  Sister Anabel Isaac
I have taken the bold step of forwarding your entreaty to Le Cote Noir.

[anthrobabe]

Good one Griffin!


if you do respond I'd suggest a disposable hotmail account or something- because you will have like 500 spams a day- seriously.

Check this out if you still want to try and 'bait" the bars-turds.

http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/

or

The Rev. Keller right here from good old Benton Ar- 'bout 6 miles from my house!
http://users.aristotle.net/~sternodox/


have fun- or something