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Open Water => Snark and Rant => Topic started by: Sibling DavidH on April 23, 2012, 10:53:23 AM

Title: No Goat Racing
Post by: Sibling DavidH on April 23, 2012, 10:53:23 AM
Yesterday we took Cap'n B to a sort of zoo farm, specifically because they advertised a goat race.  When we got there, the goat race was cancelled and we only saw a sheep race.

(http://i647.photobucket.com/albums/uu198/RamblingSyd/SheepRace.jpg)

Now sheep racing is very exciting, of course, but I'm so annoyed at missing the great event.
Cap'n B didn't give a damn because he got to ride on a tractor.
Title: Re: No Goat Racing
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 23, 2012, 02:15:53 PM
I suppose sheep races are less exciting than goat races because sheep follow each other anyway.
Title: Re: No Goat Racing
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 23, 2012, 04:29:23 PM
Cap'n B is a creature after my own heart-- who cares about silly animal races when there are..... tractors (or other cool hardware) to sit upon.

:D
Title: Re: No Goat Racing
Post by: pieces o nine on April 24, 2012, 03:58:25 AM
Those teddy bear jockeys look a bit like tipsy bear jockeys...
Title: Re: No Goat Racing
Post by: Aggie on April 24, 2012, 06:18:41 AM
Jack Russel racing, now that's an event.  ;D
[youtube=425,350]WYUK2UgxE4I[/youtube]
Title: Re: No Goat Racing
Post by: Swatopluk on April 24, 2012, 07:09:49 AM
I thought these rural animal races used monkeys as jockeys.
Title: Re: No Goat Racing
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 24, 2012, 05:21:48 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on April 24, 2012, 07:09:49 AM
I thought these rural animal races used monkeys as jockeys.

No, that's rural politics...
Title: Re: No Goat Racing
Post by: Swatopluk on April 24, 2012, 05:36:02 PM
Now you confuse jockeys and yokels
Title: Re: No Goat Racing
Post by: Sibling DavidH on April 24, 2012, 06:45:56 PM
My dear Bob, we'd be delighted if our local politicians were anywhere near as intelligent as monkeys.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: No Goat Racing
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 24, 2012, 06:51:21 PM
Especially the candidates for Mayor of London.......................
Title: Re: No Goat Racing
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 24, 2012, 11:57:00 PM
.... or what the Republicans were fielding for Pres'dint.
Title: Re: No Goat Racing
Post by: Roland Deschain on April 26, 2012, 03:59:41 PM
Lol. Sod the sheep (not in the Welsh/Australasian way :P ). I want a tractor ride, too!
Title: Re: No Goat Racing
Post by: pieces o nine on April 26, 2012, 08:02:39 PM
^ The novelty wears off a tractor pretty fast...

I once spent most of a long, long, long day perched in the doorway of one with a cab, to prove my undying love for a Real Cowboy. 

Yeah, I was a lot younger and not thinking as clearly back then...   ;)
Title: Re: No Goat Racing
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 26, 2012, 08:04:45 PM
That's a sad tale P09 !
Title: Re: No Goat Racing
Post by: Roland Deschain on April 26, 2012, 08:51:11 PM
^^ That's quite sweet. It could be the topic of a John Denver song.

PoN's Song

You fill up my senses like a day in a tractor
Like the fields in springtime, like a ride on a plough
Like a storm in the wheat field, like a sleepy legume smell
You fill up my senses come fill me again.
Title: Re: No Goat Racing
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 27, 2012, 01:40:55 AM
... indeed.  at these prices?  You want to fill up the tank with diesel fuel?

What?  Not that?  Oh!  nevermind...
Title: Re: No Goat Racing
Post by: pieces o nine on April 27, 2012, 06:06:37 AM
Dujes, you make me laugh.      :D
Title: Re: No Goat Racing
Post by: Roland Deschain on May 06, 2012, 11:59:01 AM
Quote from: pieces o nine on April 27, 2012, 06:06:37 AM
Dujes, you make me laugh.      :D
We aim to please. ;)
Title: Re: No Goat Racing
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on May 06, 2012, 09:03:19 PM
Which is what the urinal cakes are for:  targets make for less messy floors.

One of the funniest lines in The Simpsons, was Moe the bartender had mentioned he was going out to get some more urinal cake mix...