Time for everyone to enjoy my latest problems and learn more about ancient English cistern technology. :'(
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e284/Griffinit/Balcock.gif)
I assume this model is known as the Condom BalcockUp.
A Ball
B Syphon (representation; not full detail)
C Arm
D Plastic Screw
E Plastic Stopper
F Plastic Tube (stopper plugs hole in top denoted by pink line X )
G Open ended Condom
Problem One
A and B emit loud pitched screeches worse than police sirons depending on position of screw D.
Problem Two
When someone breaks off plastic stopper E (don't ask), water syphons out all over the room.
Problem Three
Even open ended condoms perish.
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Never mind. I am coping.
I may charge for viewings of my solutions.
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B&Q have nothing comparable. :ROFL:
lever and lever mechanism not shown - see separate thread LOL
You need a new potty.
A nice "right height" handicap-accessibility designed one.
Or marry a plumber.
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on January 15, 2008, 06:55:11 AM
Or marry a plumber.
Only if he had a good supply of fresh unused condoms ;)
Of course!! That's just good sense. I'm s'prised I thunk of it...
Have you tried applying the laws of Quantum mechanics. If you divide the half life of the open ended condom by the mass of your ball cock, you should arrive at a constant value for the trajectory of X.
Always knew you couldn't read Bart :ROFL:
I'm not as daft as I look. I once had to cope with a frozen Ball Cock....so I have had practical experience!
All experience comes in handy I guess. ;)
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on January 15, 2008, 06:55:11 AM
You need a new potty.
A nice "right height" handicap-accessibility designed one.
Or marry a plumber.
It's funny you should mention that...the Pirate Housewives Coffee Break magazine would agree with you.
Well, I'm going nowhere near Brian !