The Last Post Game!!!!

[Swatopluk]

Is there also a greater demand for hermitry?
Or is that hermitdom?

Last _{stylitic liberty?} Post

[Aphos]

I know.  It has been quite a while since I posted.

Last _{I've been a bad boy} Post

[Swatopluk]

Then let's move the posting goals.

Last _{and not accidentally* unleash the posing ghouls} Post

*deliberate is OK

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Too many ghoulish characters in the news.

Last _{can we get something smaller, like leprechauns?} Post

[Swatopluk]

Don't you know that the smaller the monsters are the nastier they get?

Last _{what we over here call a Giftzwerg (lit. poison dwarf)} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I'm not so sure, some of our monsters are taller than 1.80m/6'

Last _{taller politicians have a higher chance of success} Post

[Swatopluk]

Also those with better hair
So why are our parliaments not full with professional basketball playing  gay barber couples?

Last _{I guess that is the famous barber paradox} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Handsome, taller, male, straight, and definitely white

Last _{there are exceptions but one Obama* doesn't negate almost everybody else} Post

*and arguably the only way in which he doesn't fit the list is the obvious one

[Swatopluk]

No surprise then that the opposition tried to undermine those traits by bullhorn whistling in the public eye.
See all those attempts to spread lies about him having been a gay prostitute (to pay for his drug habits).
And since even the witchdoctored photos did not make him look ugly they claimed that his wife (allegedly also a male in bad disguise) was.

Last _{You forgot Christian (preferably Protestant) btw} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

You forgot Christian (preferably Protestant) btw

Apologies! That was a big omission.

Last _{that's why he was in quantum state between Muslim and atheist at the same time} Post

[Swatopluk]

Oh, it has now been established as an unquestioned truth that Islam is not actually a religion but only disguises itself as one for tax puposes.

Last _{it's so easy if one defines the meaning of words oneself. Who is to be the master after all?} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Words are vague, laws OTOH...

Last _{lobbying really pays} Post

[Swatopluk]

Oh, the language of laws does not by itself matter, if one just gets the right (in both senses) judges to interpret them.

Last _{and then there is the matter of selective enforcement (or lack thereof)} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I guess we are in agreement that it is all a farce.

Last _{all animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others} Post

[Swatopluk]

The Pigs would be perfect GOPsters

Last _{but they would have to get naturalized first to run for office in the US} Post

Edit: I am sweating like a pig. It's almost 1am and still 28°C