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Started by The Black Spot, October 17, 2006, 05:18:35 PM

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Calico Jack

#135
June 08, 2007, 11:54:36 AM
yarr I hear the rats prefer to live in yer beard as it be dirtier than the bilge.
Today everything is different; there's no action, have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food, right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody, get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.

Black Bart

#136
June 08, 2007, 12:04:35 PM
What's all this beard bollocks? I aint got a bleedin beard...even when I be impersonatin Principal Cullinane...Oh fiddlesticks I've hoisted meself on me own Petard!

...anyway Ye be all Wig an no Trousers!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

The Black Spot

#137
June 12, 2007, 01:11:18 PM

I used to think ye had a wig yerself. Then I realised it were all the hairy bugs on yer head.

Griffin NoName

#138
June 12, 2007, 11:21:09 PM
Ye Gods are ye lot still insultin each other? Ye be a pile of rat droppings singing into an empty bacardi breezer bottle.
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One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

Black Bart

#139
June 13, 2007, 10:29:11 AM
BBBAAARRRRRGH...Ye be nowt but an Alcopop guzzlin blaggard!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

The Black Spot

#140
June 14, 2007, 12:56:23 PM
GGGNNNARRRR! Yer slop drinkin' lump o' squid blubber!

Bruder Cuzzen

#141
July 23, 2007, 06:00:23 AM
 Yarr ! Ye smell so bad the POOPdeck be offended !

Black Bart

#142
July 23, 2007, 11:23:12 AM
BBBAAARRRR...Ye be as ugly over here as ye are over thar!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Bruder Cuzzen

#143
July 24, 2007, 01:24:33 PM
 Get ye back to the fetid swamp that spawned ye !

Swatopluk

#144
August 27, 2007, 10:18:21 PM
Useless, why did you think it spat him out in the first place?
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Black Bart

#145
October 03, 2007, 03:57:00 PM
Avast...ye land lubberly locust
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Pachyderm

#146
October 03, 2007, 04:32:57 PM
festerin' pile o' angler fish vomit....
Imus ad magum Ozi videndum, magum Ozi mirum mirissimum....

Black Bart

#147
October 04, 2007, 12:55:36 PM
Ye double barrelled landlubbin walruss nose!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

anthrobabe

#148
October 05, 2007, 03:21:58 PM
ye be goin in circles ye one oared maggot
Saucy Gert Pettigrew at your service, head ale wench, ships captain, mayorial candidate, anthropologist, flirtation specialist.

Black Bart

#149
October 08, 2007, 01:23:59 PM
Arrr, stick it up yer porthole yer swabby swab!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night
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