Toadfish Monastery

Surely you have something for a pirate who doesn't drink alcohol? Besides a cutlass through the spleen, that is.

dried pineapple

No I'm not. Well, maybe I am. I don't think I am, but I could be. But I'm not.

The sibling below me is actually more of a cousin.

girl chromosomes win


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splitting skull of mine
filled with molten iron spikes

Rowan

Since she's not here, I'll save it for her.

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SLR



(sounds good to me. I'm not going to read through all 300+ pages and make a list of every word used.

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I think, therefore I am.

With any luck, you've got a kettle that hasn't been used as a spittoon. Any chance of a cup of green tea?

enlightened one does not dream

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white hair on black cloth
shedding on upholstery

thumb-sucking

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I say pump the room full of nitrous, then keep pumping until the oxygen is gone. You get the high from the nitrous, then continue the high from oxygen deprivation until you (humanely) suffocate.