Toadfish Monastery

Is there two Bluenoses? Or ' is Oi imbalanced by Capn's Delioght. Deligget. Delish... Rum. Is Oi pink?

Oi is so confussed....

There is a little brewery (compact but bijou) which is gaining some traction. Called Stewart Brewing, in Edinburgh. They did a collaboration with another company, Electric Bear Brewing, and produced a Canadian breakfast stout called "Not Your Buddy, Guy". I filled the growler and stuck it in the fridge. Very, very good indeed. Highly recommended....

Arr, tis true. Used ter be a lot softer, an' the print didn't smudge. Progress, eh?

Well, Oi had indulged in a few Cap'ns Deloights o' me own, didn't help wif stick placement, Oi will admit...

Duck Soup

Oi gots one pickled, wif a load o' Capn's Deloight, but it really weren't happy wif the stick. Admittedly, that may be wif where I put the stick....

Hmm, yer roight. Moight let the Dreadful Spindly Killerfishes in ter the hold. An' them blaggards would be pinchin' all me rum!

Bin lissenin' ter a load o' his stuff. Man was a dam foine songsmith. Fink Oi'll hoist a tankerd or several in his honour. Whose fer a Capn's Deloight?

flywheel

The longest bout of hiccups lasted nearly 69 years.

DYKT France was still executing people by guillotine when the first Star Wars movie came out.

DYKT when a male bee climaxes, their testicles explode then they die.

loop

If we ask really nicely, could we get more Dispatches? I really, really enjoy these, and the man has a distinct talent for the telling of a tale.....

'Ere, Oi forgotted, what wif the danger o' holdin' a big pot o' Stoo, has you bin pyratin' off Newfoundland, Blue?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo1IvV6qAWY