Toadfish Monastery

A lad and a lass from Aberystwyth
United the lips that they kystwyth.
But as they grew older,
They also grew bolder,
And played with the things that they pystwyth.

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Last _{my rum isn't highly anything, except potentially incendiary} Post

" 'Ere, Oi was only away fer a hextended piratin' cruise, and there is some bleedin' cephalopod snoozin' in me bed! Brave little sod, Oi'll give 'im that!"

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Idly wanders in, absent-mindedly pokes and prods a few things. "Good Lord, is that a Fanshawe?"  (see Griff's earlier post for the correct spelling)

and while everyone is distracted, leaves with the

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Oi thawt Oi smelled rum! An' Oi was roight!

Moar rum all round!

Is havin' Fish 'Ead Stoo an' 'lecktric stuff in th' same area smart? We doesn't want ol' Swato gettin' any more ideas! 'Member the whole Kraken episode....

Again? An' after we put th' warnin' sign up an all? Mebbe we shud do one wif a drawin' on it this time? Some of 'em don't read to good, roight enuff.

Ah, 'tis a teerible fate, that. Fun at th' time, o' course...

chicken in a basket

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Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with

Jordan

After all o' the abuv Oi is himpressed you can see anyfing! Any idea where all the luvverly wenches an' other dread py-rate types  is at? Oi quite fancy a shindig, see....

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