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The Marigold Gloves

Rupert Nesbit, a successful prize fighter, wishes nothing more than to retire and tend to his flower garden. He finds a tiny little fairy that tells him he has one more fight to win. He must fight Bruno the Spotty, an alarmingly muscular slug who has terrorized the fairies in Rupert's back yard for generations.

Bruno, a slug of slimy character, trains every day at Jim's Gym. He is particularly good at press ups and regularly wins prizes. Rupert believes he may be able to fell Bruno by appealing to his conceits and puts tiny little posters up all over the garden which call for entrants into the "Marigold Gloves Tournament".

Mauve Dibbler is desirous of entering, but Rupert convinces her otherwise. Mauve lives next door to Rupert and is a neighbour from hell. In fact she is a demon called Scumspawn, one of lucifers lieutenants in the Hoards of Hell.
{sample dialogue:
Mauve: "Why the hell can't I fight in the Marigold Gloves Tournament?"
Rupert: "Because as a high-ranking demon you would have an unfair advantage!"}

Tony Harrison, well know shaman navigator, strategist and pisshead, arrives as judge of the marigold Gloves Tournament and causes consternation by resembling a marigold glove.

Of course, Tony had only agreed to come down from Leeds to judge the Tournament to advertise his play Black Daisies For The Bride because he thought if there were Marigolds, there would surely be Daisies as well. Little did he know that he would be asked to glove up before climbing the rickety platform to announce the winner.

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As he climbed the rickety platform, he collapsed from from fear and nearly fell.  He only stopped his fall by grabbing a hold on Ms. Uttergale, one of the local fairies, who was very upset at being man handled in such a fashion. In their ensuing struggle Tony pulled off the jolly pair of zebra striped gloves Ms. Uttergale was wearing revealing that she only had two fingers on each hand.

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The Marigold Gloves

Rupert Nesbit, a successful prize fighter, wishes nothing more than to retire and tend to his flower garden. He finds a tiny little fairy that tells him he has one more fight to win. He must fight Bruno the Spotty, an alarmingly muscular slug who has terrorized the fairies in Rupert's back yard for generations.

Bruno, a slug of slimy character, trains every day at Jim's Gym. He is particularly good at press ups and regularly wins prizes. Rupert believes he may be able to fell Bruno by appealing to his conceits and puts tiny little posters up all over the garden which call for entrants into the "Marigold Gloves Tournament".

Mauve Dibbler is desirous of entering, but Rupert convinces her otherwise. Mauve lives next door to Rupert and is a neighbour from hell. In fact she is a demon called Scumspawn, one of lucifers lieutenants in the Hoards of Hell.
{sample dialogue:
Mauve: "Why the hell can't I fight in the Marigold Gloves Tournament?"
Rupert: "Because as a high-ranking demon you would have an unfair advantage!"}

Tony Harrison, well know shaman navigator, strategist and pisshead, arrives as judge of the marigold Gloves Tournament and causes consternation by resembling a marigold glove.

Of course, Tony had only agreed to come down from Leeds to judge the Tournament to advertise his play Black Daisies For The Bride because he thought if there were Marigolds, there would surely be Daisies as well. Little did he know that he would be asked to glove up before climbing the rickety platform to announce the winner.

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As he climbed the rickety platform, he collapsed from from fear and nearly fell.  He only stopped his fall by grabbing a hold on Ms. Uttergale, one of the local fairies, who was very upset at being man handled in such a fashion. In their ensuing struggle Tony pulled off the jolly pair of zebra striped gloves Ms. Uttergale was wearing revealing that she only had two fingers on each hand. This is when it is revealed that Mrs. Uttergale is a mute, and has very limited hand gestures, (I was going to say "only a handful", but that would be silly) namely "We're number one", "peace" and "#*@% off!"

[Griffin NoName]

The Marigold Gloves

Rupert Nesbit, a successful prize fighter, wishes nothing more than to retire and tend to his flower garden. He finds a tiny little fairy that tells him he has one more fight to win. He must fight Bruno the Spotty, an alarmingly muscular slug who has terrorized the fairies in Rupert's back yard for generations.

Bruno, a slug of slimy character, trains every day at Jim's Gym. He is particularly good at press ups and regularly wins prizes. Rupert believes he may be able to fell Bruno by appealing to his conceits and puts tiny little posters up all over the garden which call for entrants into the "Marigold Gloves Tournament".

Mauve Dibbler is desirous of entering, but Rupert convinces her otherwise. Mauve lives next door to Rupert and is a neighbour from hell. In fact she is a demon called Scumspawn, one of lucifers lieutenants in the Hoards of Hell.
{sample dialogue:
Mauve: "Why the hell can't I fight in the Marigold Gloves Tournament?"
Rupert: "Because as a high-ranking demon you would have an unfair advantage!"}

Tony Harrison, well know shaman navigator, strategist and pisshead, arrives as judge of the marigold Gloves Tournament and causes consternation by resembling a marigold glove.

Of course, Tony had only agreed to come down from Leeds to judge the Tournament to advertise his play Black Daisies For The Bride because he thought if there were Marigolds, there would surely be Daisies as well. Little did he know that he would be asked to glove up before climbing the rickety platform to announce the winner.

// Commercial Break



// End Commercial Break

As he climbed the rickety platform, he collapsed from from fear and nearly fell.  He only stopped his fall by grabbing a hold on Ms. Uttergale, one of the local fairies, who was very upset at being man handled in such a fashion. In their ensuing struggle Tony pulled off the jolly pair of zebra striped gloves Ms. Uttergale was wearing revealing that she only had two fingers on each hand. This is when it is revealed that Ms. Uttergale is a mute, and has very limited hand gestures, (I was going to say "only a handful", but that would be silly) namely "We're number one", "peace" and "#*@% off!"

Ms. Uttergale's limited hand gestures will cause a major and catastrophic confusion towards the end of the movie, but at this stage Tony recognises her pleas for peace and they shake hands: this of course is awkwardly executed as Tony fumbles with Ms. Uttergales missing fingers.